Why doesn't Tarzan have a beard?
What is the speed of darkness?
Why is it that people say they 'slept like a baby' when babies wake up like, every two hours?
Why do people pay to go up tall buildings and then put money in binoculars to look at things on the ground?
Who was the first person to look at a cow and say, 'I think I'll squeeze these pink dangly things here, and drink whatever comes out?
'Who was the first person to say, 'See that chicken there... I'm gonna eat the next thing that comes outta it's ass.
'Why do toasters always have a setting so high that could burn the toast so its so black, which no living thing would eat?
Why is there a light in the fridge and not in the freezer?
Why does Goofy stand, while Pluto stay's on all fours? They're both dogs!
If quizzes are quizzical, what are tests?
If corn oil is made from corn, and vegetable oil is made from vegetables, then what is baby oil made from?
Did you ever notice that when you blow in a dog's face, it gets mad at you, but when you take it on a car ride, he sticks his head out the window?
Does pushing the elevator button more than once make it arrive faster?
Some of these, NO ONE can answer :D
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