Wednesday, November 26, 2008

Lauren and Nikki's Christmas :D

Christmas is coming soon. I'm pretty excited :P. I know what I'm getting from my dad, maybe because I chose all the presents and bought them all (with his money, of course) one Saturday. I'm getting, and in once case, have already got:
  • I got my belly pierced :L.
  • Two belly rings, one of which BROKE.
  • Two tops from Footlocker.
  • A picture of two frangapani's :P

And that's all I can think of at the moment :( But I did get alot of shit :L.

Anyways, Nikki want to write some stuff, so I'm off, Love Lauren ♥.

CHRISTMAS BROOO talking about the best time of the year

Ima getting some pretty madd shit (i think) lol i alredy got my

BELLY PIERCED :D:D for it early christmas pressie :)

i CANT wait like seriously lol

Me and Lauren are the maddest bitches out!!!!

xX

Tuesday, November 18, 2008

A Few Random Things About Me ....

There are many things people don't know about me, and I've decided to put them online so that they aren't weighing me down. They have always, ever since I realised that I was ... Different. Have fun mocking my uniqueness ...


  1. I have never eaten anything from the sea, if you exclude that time at the Bay when I ate a poor defenceless fish. But I have to admit, with all modesty, that he tasted exquisete. Maybe because he was a beer batter fishy ..... Hmmm ....

  2. I'm right handed. That's not very odd, but I thought I would add it just in case anyone would like to know.

  3. My biggest weakness is boys. Mostly bad boys, because I think the adreneline of going out and doing bad things and stuff is something I love.

  4. I'm not very smart, but I do understand alot of things when it comes to book learnin'.

  5. I carry my USB around everywhere. Who knows when I need to upload some awesome pictures, or listen to some much needed music?!

  6. I don't use girls deoderant or body sprays or anything like that. I always use Lynx guys deoderant. If I don't have any Lynx nearby, I get very paranoid about my smell.

  7. I don't wear much make up, contrary to popular beliefs. I used to, but I dont anymore. Not even alot of eye make-up LOL.

  8. I spend most of my time either on the computer or watching tv. Sad, yes, but I get through :).
  9. I do so much work for school and i don't even need most of it... Maybe its because I want some computer time ... Hmmm.
  10. When i want to, I do so much school work for an assignment or assessment. People call me nerd :(.
  11. Whenever I feel sick or sad, I usually clean. And I feel sad and sick alot these days, so my house and especially my room is squeaky clean :D.

Wednesday, November 12, 2008

Truee , but weird :L

Why doesn't Tarzan have a beard?

What is the speed of darkness?

Why is it that people say they 'slept like a baby' when babies wake up like, every two hours?

Why do people pay to go up tall buildings and then put money in binoculars to look at things on the ground?

Who was the first person to look at a cow and say, 'I think I'll squeeze these pink dangly things here, and drink whatever comes out?

'Who was the first person to say, 'See that chicken there... I'm gonna eat the next thing that comes outta it's ass.

'Why do toasters always have a setting so high that could burn the toast so its so black, which no living thing would eat?

Why is there a light in the fridge and not in the freezer?

Why does Goofy stand, while Pluto stay's on all fours? They're both dogs!

If quizzes are quizzical, what are tests?

If corn oil is made from corn, and vegetable oil is made from vegetables, then what is baby oil made from?

Did you ever notice that when you blow in a dog's face, it gets mad at you, but when you take it on a car ride, he sticks his head out the window?

Does pushing the elevator button more than once make it arrive faster?

Some of these, NO ONE can answer :D

Coversation witt Brad :P

hey how u doin

yeah uim iight lol hbuu

fuckin good

ohok whats up broo :L

shit all

fuck you ....

Dyn Dyn loves cakes :L=) ♥♥♥

LOL Lovee youu Dyn dyn :P

So what aree u up to this week ennd ?

NM

ight then lol im shittin my dacks :P

y

im gettin my belly pierced :( ./.... :):):):)

lol have fun with that

bahahaha ur not funny

nahh i widsh i was as kool as you brad 8-)

ya u do dont u

pfft no are u crazzzy

fuck ya man

no thanks :L

kk im goin cya have a good day

aww kk cyaa xx u too :L

Monday, November 10, 2008

Saw V

http://www.jigsawslair.com/ - Jigsaw's Lair website for more information and reviews on Saw V.

A man named Seth (Joris Jarsky) is in a trap which has a pendulum blade suspended above his body. Seth was a murderer released early from a life sentence due to a technicality. He is told to push buttons inside two devices. His hands will be crushed, but the pendulum will be stopped. Reluctantly, he does push the buttons but the pendulum descends upon him regardless and it cuts him in two, meaning the trap was inescapable, and therefor not one set up bby Jigsaw (Tobin Bell).

In a scene from the end of Saw IV Agent Strahm (Scott Paterson) enters the room where Jigsaw died and shoots Jeff Reinhart (Angus Macfadyen) dead in self-defence. Seconds later, someone locks Strahm in the room. He finds a secret door and exits through it, and finds a voice recorder. The recording tells him that he can find salvation or die in the room, and urges him to make the right choice. He disregards it and is attacked in a figure in a pig mask.

He wakes up in one a Jigsaw's trpas and finds his head in a sealed box, which quickly starts to fill with water. Before he runs out of oxygen, he performs a tracheotomy with the tube of a ballpoint pen.

The police make it to the Gidoen warehouse, and Hoffman (Costas Mayndylon) emerges carrying Corbett Reinhart (Niamh Wilson), claiming that he saved her. Strahm is carried out on a stretcher alive but badly injured. The Chief of Police announces that the Jigsaw murders are over. Jill Tuck (Betsy Russell) is given a videotape and box from John's lawyer. The contents of the box, John says, are of grave importance to her. After peering in the box, Jill leaves without telling John's lawyer what's inside.

It's revealed that Agent Perez (Athena Karkanis) died from the wounds she sustained from a Jigsaw trap in Saw IV, and Strahm tells Hoffman that her last words were his name. Strahm returns to his office and begins to inverstigate all of the victims linked to Jigsaw, discovering that Seth murdered Hoffman's sister and thoerizes that the trap for Seth ws made by Hoffman.

Strahm estimates that Jigsaw used this fact to blackmail Hoffman into helping him, and in flashback we see Hoffman help Jigsaw set up Paul Stallberg (Mike Butters) in the razor wire trap in Saw, set up the gas house in Saw II, and talk with Jigsaw before leaving him with Lynn Denlon (Bahmar Soomekh) abd Amanda (Shawnee Smith) in Saw III.

Five people wake up in a sewer, in a trap connecting all five to guillotine blades, the keys to free them from the blades are in glass boxes at the other end of the room. Mallick (Greg Bryk) gets anxious and runs ahead, starting the timer. Charles (Carlo Rota) pulls the cord causing MAllick to fall to the ground. Mallick oulls the cable hard causing Ashley's (Laura Gordon) cable to pull her back. The timeer runs out and Ashely is beheaded.

Charles, Mallick, Luba (Meagan Good) and Brit (Julie Benz) go through to the next room, which bombs are in the corners and they need to smahs jars and find keys after assulting Mallick, he is about to enter his shelter when Luba hits him with a pole. The trio enter the shelters and Charles is blown up.

Luba, Mallick and Brit go through to the next room, they havw to find a way to complete a circuit to open the door to the next test, but the cords they need to connect to a bath full of water are not long enough. Brit stabs Luba, then Mallick and Brit connect the wires and use her body to complete the circut. The door opens to their final test.

For the final test they have to fill a beaker with ten pints of blood to open the final door. The traps have circular saws in and with no other options, Brit and Mallick begin sawing their hands in an attempt to fill the beaker with their blood. While this is happening Hoffman plants Strahm's cell phone at the house where the game is being held to frame him as Jigsaw's accomplice. As Brit and Mallick fill the beaker, Strahm's boss Erickson (Mark Rolston) makes it to the scene. Both pass out from severe blood loss as Erickson calls for backup.

FBI agent Erickson, having found the Jigsaw files Strahm took and his cell phone, issues an APB on Strahm, assuming him ti be the other Jigsaw accomplice. Strahm follows Hoffman to the location of the current game, and enters a room with a transport box filled with the broken glass and a recording. It urges Strahm to have trust and to get into the box. He'll be hurt, but still has a chance at life. Hoffman walks into the room and Strahm ambushes him and pushes him into the glass box.
The walls begin to close in on the room as the glass box lowers into the floor, safe from the enclosing walls. Strahm is slowly crushed by the walls while Hoffman watches from down below.

Tuesday, November 4, 2008

The Cutest Sayings ♥

The worst way to miss someone
is to have them sitting right next to you
♥ & you know you can never have them.

Men Are Like Roses ;
Watch Out For The Pricks

Age does not protect you from love ♥ ,
but love to some
extent protects you from age.

Love means always saying your sorry.
Nobody will ever be perfect enough to never make mistakes.
This is why love cannot possibly be never having to say your sorry
unless you only love yourself. ♥
If you really love somebody it should mean always saying your sorry
yet knowing that you never have to.

Love is like a glass door
…sometimes you don’t see it
and it smacks you right in the face

No matter who broke your heart,
or how long it takes to heal,
you’ll never get through it without your friends.

It takes a couple seconds to say Hello, but forever to say Goodbye. ♥

Let's make it short and simple ;;
I love you.

A Millie - Lil Wayne Lyrics

A Millionaire,
I'm a young money Millionare, tougher than Nigerian hair,
My criteria compared to your career just isnt fair,
Im a venereal disease like a minstrel
I bleed through the pencil and leak on the sheet of the tablet in my mind,
Cuz I dont write shit cuz I aint got time,
Cuz my seconds, minutes, hours go to the almighty dollar,
And the almighty power of dat chit cha cha chopper,
Sister, Brother, Son, Daughter, Father motha f**k a copper,
Got da maserati dancin on the bridge pussy poppin,
Tell the coppers..hahahaha you cant catch em, you cant stop em,
I go by them goon rules if you cant beat em then you pop em,
You cant man em then you mop em, You cant stand em then you drop em,
You pop em cuz we pop em like Orville Redenbacher, Young money
[Cory Gunz] Im Millie in here wit them Young Money Millionaires,
Think you really pop a wheelie in air, Mac Milli..the Vanilli’s in here..
I'm a rascal dont get whopped, I get brats who dont give top,
I get tassel, pass you wit a flow you could never put a brake on,
An I break on anything a nigga take on,
Feel the napalm from my trey arm, straight long, throw a nigga like im Akon,
Cuz I make cons.. Where the base gone, get the base blown,
Let the Pistons on that chopper come on cops im kamikaze drop a rock wit them Obamas,
Illie in the mind, really wit the nine, millie when I rhyme, silly anytime,
Fine, chilly gitty on da grind, Shitty on a dime, Penny on the line,
Plentys in me, any guinea’s wit em bigger than a mini and remind im..
Illie and its all off G piece and a P..G walk by beep beep,
Wit a freak, skeet, Hawk Out, big feet on a jeep..
She caught by Weezy F, we be the best, Truely to death prove me the rest,
Groupies confess, you be the ref, excuse me I'll laugh..
HaHa a millionaire im a young money millionaire what yall really want it?
Nah y’all dont really wanna do it if hip hop is dead i am the embalming fluid and I don’t care who it be, I’m steppin to it notice I say "it" cuz to me, "it" ain’t shit get "it".
Call me whatcha like trick call me on my sidekick
never answer when its private
man I hate a shy chick don’t you hate a shy chick
I had to play a shy chick and she ain’t shy no mo’
she changed her name to my chick hahaha,
yea boy thats my girl and she pops eXcellent up in waynes world
totally dude you should see their faces when they see that this robot can move and its say… hahaha, yea and it go… thats right
A millionaire I’m a young money cash money
fast money slow money mo’ money neva no money what is that,
who is that, I never heard of it
I will take your picture and make a "rest in peace" shirt of it
someone should take this beat and make a "rest in peace" shirt of it
becuz I killed it now don’t tell no one you heard of me its like,
the beat was screamin, murder me and I’m a murderer so I murdered it
and you niggas is what i eat and I'll make sure of it
and he who don’t believe me I’ll make dessert of him sherbet him,
I mean shame on him, or her Carter, Father of this rap thang,
this is my race gon’ take a lap man weezy babys nursery
now gon’ take a nap man, its nap time I’ll holla back at you at snack time
Weezy… F…. yea, ok they say I’m rappin like Big, Jay, and Tupac
Andre 3 Thousand where is erykah badu at
who dat
who dat said they gon’ beat Lil Wayne my name ain’t bic,
but I keep that flame who dat one dat do dat boy
yall knew dat true dat swallow
and i be the shhhh now you got loose bowels
I don’t O U like two vowels but I would like for you to pay me by the hour
hahaha and I’d rather be pushing flowers,
than to be in the pen sharing showers see Tony told us this world was ours
and the Bible told us every girl was sour dont play in her garden and don’t smell her flower call me Mr. Carter or Mr. Lawn Mower
boy I got so many girls like I’m Mike Lowry
even Gwen Stefani said she couldn’t doubt me
man, life, just ain’t life, with out me hip hop just ain’t hip hop, with out me.