Wednesday, November 26, 2008

Lauren and Nikki's Christmas :D

Christmas is coming soon. I'm pretty excited :P. I know what I'm getting from my dad, maybe because I chose all the presents and bought them all (with his money, of course) one Saturday. I'm getting, and in once case, have already got:
  • I got my belly pierced :L.
  • Two belly rings, one of which BROKE.
  • Two tops from Footlocker.
  • A picture of two frangapani's :P

And that's all I can think of at the moment :( But I did get alot of shit :L.

Anyways, Nikki want to write some stuff, so I'm off, Love Lauren ♥.

CHRISTMAS BROOO talking about the best time of the year

Ima getting some pretty madd shit (i think) lol i alredy got my

BELLY PIERCED :D:D for it early christmas pressie :)

i CANT wait like seriously lol

Me and Lauren are the maddest bitches out!!!!

xX

Tuesday, November 18, 2008

A Few Random Things About Me ....

There are many things people don't know about me, and I've decided to put them online so that they aren't weighing me down. They have always, ever since I realised that I was ... Different. Have fun mocking my uniqueness ...


  1. I have never eaten anything from the sea, if you exclude that time at the Bay when I ate a poor defenceless fish. But I have to admit, with all modesty, that he tasted exquisete. Maybe because he was a beer batter fishy ..... Hmmm ....

  2. I'm right handed. That's not very odd, but I thought I would add it just in case anyone would like to know.

  3. My biggest weakness is boys. Mostly bad boys, because I think the adreneline of going out and doing bad things and stuff is something I love.

  4. I'm not very smart, but I do understand alot of things when it comes to book learnin'.

  5. I carry my USB around everywhere. Who knows when I need to upload some awesome pictures, or listen to some much needed music?!

  6. I don't use girls deoderant or body sprays or anything like that. I always use Lynx guys deoderant. If I don't have any Lynx nearby, I get very paranoid about my smell.

  7. I don't wear much make up, contrary to popular beliefs. I used to, but I dont anymore. Not even alot of eye make-up LOL.

  8. I spend most of my time either on the computer or watching tv. Sad, yes, but I get through :).
  9. I do so much work for school and i don't even need most of it... Maybe its because I want some computer time ... Hmmm.
  10. When i want to, I do so much school work for an assignment or assessment. People call me nerd :(.
  11. Whenever I feel sick or sad, I usually clean. And I feel sad and sick alot these days, so my house and especially my room is squeaky clean :D.

Wednesday, November 12, 2008

Truee , but weird :L

Why doesn't Tarzan have a beard?

What is the speed of darkness?

Why is it that people say they 'slept like a baby' when babies wake up like, every two hours?

Why do people pay to go up tall buildings and then put money in binoculars to look at things on the ground?

Who was the first person to look at a cow and say, 'I think I'll squeeze these pink dangly things here, and drink whatever comes out?

'Who was the first person to say, 'See that chicken there... I'm gonna eat the next thing that comes outta it's ass.

'Why do toasters always have a setting so high that could burn the toast so its so black, which no living thing would eat?

Why is there a light in the fridge and not in the freezer?

Why does Goofy stand, while Pluto stay's on all fours? They're both dogs!

If quizzes are quizzical, what are tests?

If corn oil is made from corn, and vegetable oil is made from vegetables, then what is baby oil made from?

Did you ever notice that when you blow in a dog's face, it gets mad at you, but when you take it on a car ride, he sticks his head out the window?

Does pushing the elevator button more than once make it arrive faster?

Some of these, NO ONE can answer :D

Coversation witt Brad :P

hey how u doin

yeah uim iight lol hbuu

fuckin good

ohok whats up broo :L

shit all

fuck you ....

Dyn Dyn loves cakes :L=) ♥♥♥

LOL Lovee youu Dyn dyn :P

So what aree u up to this week ennd ?

NM

ight then lol im shittin my dacks :P

y

im gettin my belly pierced :( ./.... :):):):)

lol have fun with that

bahahaha ur not funny

nahh i widsh i was as kool as you brad 8-)

ya u do dont u

pfft no are u crazzzy

fuck ya man

no thanks :L

kk im goin cya have a good day

aww kk cyaa xx u too :L

Monday, November 10, 2008

Saw V

http://www.jigsawslair.com/ - Jigsaw's Lair website for more information and reviews on Saw V.

A man named Seth (Joris Jarsky) is in a trap which has a pendulum blade suspended above his body. Seth was a murderer released early from a life sentence due to a technicality. He is told to push buttons inside two devices. His hands will be crushed, but the pendulum will be stopped. Reluctantly, he does push the buttons but the pendulum descends upon him regardless and it cuts him in two, meaning the trap was inescapable, and therefor not one set up bby Jigsaw (Tobin Bell).

In a scene from the end of Saw IV Agent Strahm (Scott Paterson) enters the room where Jigsaw died and shoots Jeff Reinhart (Angus Macfadyen) dead in self-defence. Seconds later, someone locks Strahm in the room. He finds a secret door and exits through it, and finds a voice recorder. The recording tells him that he can find salvation or die in the room, and urges him to make the right choice. He disregards it and is attacked in a figure in a pig mask.

He wakes up in one a Jigsaw's trpas and finds his head in a sealed box, which quickly starts to fill with water. Before he runs out of oxygen, he performs a tracheotomy with the tube of a ballpoint pen.

The police make it to the Gidoen warehouse, and Hoffman (Costas Mayndylon) emerges carrying Corbett Reinhart (Niamh Wilson), claiming that he saved her. Strahm is carried out on a stretcher alive but badly injured. The Chief of Police announces that the Jigsaw murders are over. Jill Tuck (Betsy Russell) is given a videotape and box from John's lawyer. The contents of the box, John says, are of grave importance to her. After peering in the box, Jill leaves without telling John's lawyer what's inside.

It's revealed that Agent Perez (Athena Karkanis) died from the wounds she sustained from a Jigsaw trap in Saw IV, and Strahm tells Hoffman that her last words were his name. Strahm returns to his office and begins to inverstigate all of the victims linked to Jigsaw, discovering that Seth murdered Hoffman's sister and thoerizes that the trap for Seth ws made by Hoffman.

Strahm estimates that Jigsaw used this fact to blackmail Hoffman into helping him, and in flashback we see Hoffman help Jigsaw set up Paul Stallberg (Mike Butters) in the razor wire trap in Saw, set up the gas house in Saw II, and talk with Jigsaw before leaving him with Lynn Denlon (Bahmar Soomekh) abd Amanda (Shawnee Smith) in Saw III.

Five people wake up in a sewer, in a trap connecting all five to guillotine blades, the keys to free them from the blades are in glass boxes at the other end of the room. Mallick (Greg Bryk) gets anxious and runs ahead, starting the timer. Charles (Carlo Rota) pulls the cord causing MAllick to fall to the ground. Mallick oulls the cable hard causing Ashley's (Laura Gordon) cable to pull her back. The timeer runs out and Ashely is beheaded.

Charles, Mallick, Luba (Meagan Good) and Brit (Julie Benz) go through to the next room, which bombs are in the corners and they need to smahs jars and find keys after assulting Mallick, he is about to enter his shelter when Luba hits him with a pole. The trio enter the shelters and Charles is blown up.

Luba, Mallick and Brit go through to the next room, they havw to find a way to complete a circuit to open the door to the next test, but the cords they need to connect to a bath full of water are not long enough. Brit stabs Luba, then Mallick and Brit connect the wires and use her body to complete the circut. The door opens to their final test.

For the final test they have to fill a beaker with ten pints of blood to open the final door. The traps have circular saws in and with no other options, Brit and Mallick begin sawing their hands in an attempt to fill the beaker with their blood. While this is happening Hoffman plants Strahm's cell phone at the house where the game is being held to frame him as Jigsaw's accomplice. As Brit and Mallick fill the beaker, Strahm's boss Erickson (Mark Rolston) makes it to the scene. Both pass out from severe blood loss as Erickson calls for backup.

FBI agent Erickson, having found the Jigsaw files Strahm took and his cell phone, issues an APB on Strahm, assuming him ti be the other Jigsaw accomplice. Strahm follows Hoffman to the location of the current game, and enters a room with a transport box filled with the broken glass and a recording. It urges Strahm to have trust and to get into the box. He'll be hurt, but still has a chance at life. Hoffman walks into the room and Strahm ambushes him and pushes him into the glass box.
The walls begin to close in on the room as the glass box lowers into the floor, safe from the enclosing walls. Strahm is slowly crushed by the walls while Hoffman watches from down below.

Tuesday, November 4, 2008

The Cutest Sayings ♥

The worst way to miss someone
is to have them sitting right next to you
♥ & you know you can never have them.

Men Are Like Roses ;
Watch Out For The Pricks

Age does not protect you from love ♥ ,
but love to some
extent protects you from age.

Love means always saying your sorry.
Nobody will ever be perfect enough to never make mistakes.
This is why love cannot possibly be never having to say your sorry
unless you only love yourself. ♥
If you really love somebody it should mean always saying your sorry
yet knowing that you never have to.

Love is like a glass door
…sometimes you don’t see it
and it smacks you right in the face

No matter who broke your heart,
or how long it takes to heal,
you’ll never get through it without your friends.

It takes a couple seconds to say Hello, but forever to say Goodbye. ♥

Let's make it short and simple ;;
I love you.

A Millie - Lil Wayne Lyrics

A Millionaire,
I'm a young money Millionare, tougher than Nigerian hair,
My criteria compared to your career just isnt fair,
Im a venereal disease like a minstrel
I bleed through the pencil and leak on the sheet of the tablet in my mind,
Cuz I dont write shit cuz I aint got time,
Cuz my seconds, minutes, hours go to the almighty dollar,
And the almighty power of dat chit cha cha chopper,
Sister, Brother, Son, Daughter, Father motha f**k a copper,
Got da maserati dancin on the bridge pussy poppin,
Tell the coppers..hahahaha you cant catch em, you cant stop em,
I go by them goon rules if you cant beat em then you pop em,
You cant man em then you mop em, You cant stand em then you drop em,
You pop em cuz we pop em like Orville Redenbacher, Young money
[Cory Gunz] Im Millie in here wit them Young Money Millionaires,
Think you really pop a wheelie in air, Mac Milli..the Vanilli’s in here..
I'm a rascal dont get whopped, I get brats who dont give top,
I get tassel, pass you wit a flow you could never put a brake on,
An I break on anything a nigga take on,
Feel the napalm from my trey arm, straight long, throw a nigga like im Akon,
Cuz I make cons.. Where the base gone, get the base blown,
Let the Pistons on that chopper come on cops im kamikaze drop a rock wit them Obamas,
Illie in the mind, really wit the nine, millie when I rhyme, silly anytime,
Fine, chilly gitty on da grind, Shitty on a dime, Penny on the line,
Plentys in me, any guinea’s wit em bigger than a mini and remind im..
Illie and its all off G piece and a P..G walk by beep beep,
Wit a freak, skeet, Hawk Out, big feet on a jeep..
She caught by Weezy F, we be the best, Truely to death prove me the rest,
Groupies confess, you be the ref, excuse me I'll laugh..
HaHa a millionaire im a young money millionaire what yall really want it?
Nah y’all dont really wanna do it if hip hop is dead i am the embalming fluid and I don’t care who it be, I’m steppin to it notice I say "it" cuz to me, "it" ain’t shit get "it".
Call me whatcha like trick call me on my sidekick
never answer when its private
man I hate a shy chick don’t you hate a shy chick
I had to play a shy chick and she ain’t shy no mo’
she changed her name to my chick hahaha,
yea boy thats my girl and she pops eXcellent up in waynes world
totally dude you should see their faces when they see that this robot can move and its say… hahaha, yea and it go… thats right
A millionaire I’m a young money cash money
fast money slow money mo’ money neva no money what is that,
who is that, I never heard of it
I will take your picture and make a "rest in peace" shirt of it
someone should take this beat and make a "rest in peace" shirt of it
becuz I killed it now don’t tell no one you heard of me its like,
the beat was screamin, murder me and I’m a murderer so I murdered it
and you niggas is what i eat and I'll make sure of it
and he who don’t believe me I’ll make dessert of him sherbet him,
I mean shame on him, or her Carter, Father of this rap thang,
this is my race gon’ take a lap man weezy babys nursery
now gon’ take a nap man, its nap time I’ll holla back at you at snack time
Weezy… F…. yea, ok they say I’m rappin like Big, Jay, and Tupac
Andre 3 Thousand where is erykah badu at
who dat
who dat said they gon’ beat Lil Wayne my name ain’t bic,
but I keep that flame who dat one dat do dat boy
yall knew dat true dat swallow
and i be the shhhh now you got loose bowels
I don’t O U like two vowels but I would like for you to pay me by the hour
hahaha and I’d rather be pushing flowers,
than to be in the pen sharing showers see Tony told us this world was ours
and the Bible told us every girl was sour dont play in her garden and don’t smell her flower call me Mr. Carter or Mr. Lawn Mower
boy I got so many girls like I’m Mike Lowry
even Gwen Stefani said she couldn’t doubt me
man, life, just ain’t life, with out me hip hop just ain’t hip hop, with out me.

Thursday, October 30, 2008

Halloween !!!

Oh my Gordon, today is Halloween. Some of my friends and I are going around our suburbs and we're trick or treating with my little brother!! We will get sooo much stuff, LOL, coz hes a little cutie, and he'll get us alot :).

We can't stay out too late because Jacob's (little brother) FAT dad is coming to pick him up. His dad is not my dad, thank GOD, and I don't like him. I don't like talking to him, because I can't really find a nice way to say "I f@!king hate you".

LOL but seriously. After we go trick or treating, I have to take Jake back to mum's and the his STUPID dad is picking him up, then I'm going back to Brooke's house. And we're getting Goodberrys :D YAYYY :L Im so excited!!!

Monday, October 27, 2008

About Brooke Anne ♥

Brooke Nemeth ...

The minute I met you, I knew for sure that we would be best friends forever, and so far we're doing a pretty good job! I can trust you with my life, and you were the first one I told about ... you know, that thing. Well, you then Nikki :L.

I think I would kill myself if I knew you were gonna die, or if you hated me. I never thought I would meet such a good friend. You know you can trust me, and well, DUH, I can trust you :P.

Honey, if you ever need someone to talk to or if you need a shoulder to cry on, and no one's there for you, you know I'm always here for you, and so is my shoulder, babe.

Please please please don't say your not pretty, because I think you are, and I think of myself as nearly as pretty and nice and SMEXY as you. So when you say "Aw, I'm not pretty, I'm uuuugly!" I think to myself, 'Oh. She doesn't think she's pretty, so I'm not gonna either.' And I want myself to know that I'm pretty, but I'm too depressed to even think realise that about myself.

Babee, I love you, and keep that in your mind, coz I'm keeping it in mine. I'm keeping all our memories (even though we have, like, none), and I'm locking them in my heart and throwing away the key, coz that's how much I care about you and how much I love you.

I have an idea; Best Friends For Life. And that's a promise. ♥♥♥♥♥♥♥

Wednesday, October 22, 2008

Alana Grace + Lauren Christine ♥

Alana Grace Shipton... Well, whats to say? Umm, other than she's like my BEST friend, and that NOTHING can tear us apart, even though we like JUST got out of a fight. A big one, too.


Well, shes the most beautiful person i know, and we have so so so so so many memories, and I keep then locked in my heart, and I throw away the key, because i never ever wanna let them memories go.



Me and alana, hahahha. We are the kind of people you see hanging with the boys; the kind of people you see asking the guy at the deli for half a chicken boobie; the kind of people you see eating bushes; the kind of people you see pausing Summer Heights High just to take a picture of some HOT guy; the kind of people you see at Mackillop in the morning getting booted off campus by the FAG teachers; the kind of people you see yelling at people for the littlest reasons; the kind of people you see skipping around the school singing I kissed A Girl at the top of our voices; the kind of people going out to Zymodics and Acadzz wearing Jim Beam boxers, green things on our Nikes, Dora singlets, tights and Homer beanies saying "Like my shoes, Like my beanie?!"

Tuesday, October 21, 2008

More Things To Think About ...

1. Since chocolate covered raisins, cherries, orange slices and strawberries all count as fruit, can we eat as many as we want?
2. Why does your nose run and your feet smell?
3. How do invisible people see each other?
4. Can a blind man be afraid of the dark?
5. So they have braille on the drive up ATM machines. Just how do they expect a blind person to know whats on the screen?
6. Have you ever wondered what the speed of lightning would be if it didn't zigzag?
7. What happens if you're scared half to death twice?
8. If you always give up can you ever lose?
9. Is it true that after God created woman he atoned by creating beer?
10. Why do cowboys wear high heels?

Monday, October 20, 2008

Claire My LOVEEE ♥

OMG i lovee claire shippo !! She is one of m,y BEST FRIENDS, and she shares a special bond with mee ...... Fred and Ted of course :D
We always talk about them, and claire and I are Beer Buddies!! The next time I get pissed, Clairedicat will be there, and we will drink till our hearts content. Drink beer, that is.
When ever Im sad, she always makes me happy, and when I say Im not sad, she always knows somethings wrong. Its like we were split up at birth, and now we were just reunited :)

iiLoveeYou Claireeee Shiptonnnn ♥♥♥♥♥

About Lauren && Merinda ♥

Lauren And Merinda are my BESTFRIENDS i lovee these too girl to death there always here for me and ima always here for them i dont no wat i would do without them ,, i would be so lonely in the morning because lauren always comes up to my house and she always gets lifts off me hahaha :):) but lauren always gets a bit angry at me since she seems to think i take 6 hours in the morning to get ready ;) Merinda we always have fun together no matter wat we are doing ,, i lovee these girls forevaaa xxxx

Thursday, October 16, 2008

COLOURING !!!!!

I stumbled across this website one day when our IT class had nothing to do. The girls, i.e Claire, Alana, Brooke, Me (Lauren), printed out like HUNDREDS of pictures from our favourite shows, most of them are Disney movies, like Anastasia, Alladin, Pepper Pig, and heapppps others.
The website URL, http://www.kidscolorpages.com/coloringpages.htm, has all the characters form all the Disney movies and shows, and even some from shows and movies that aren't Disney, like The Simpsons, and the band Tokio Hotel.
If you are bored, have nothing to do, you need to print some pictures off for some littlies, or you want to print some pictures off of children's shows because you're Homo, go for this website, and you will be pretty happy.

Thanks :D

Wednesday, October 15, 2008

The Melbourne Storm

The Melbourne Storm have to be the BEST NRL team that they Centenary of Rugby League has ever made. And not to mention the HOTTIES!!!

The acting captain of this awesome team is Cooper Cronk. Cooper is Lauren's favourite player. He is also the Halfback for the team, and does a swell job at it indeed :D. Cooper's debuet was in 2004. Played predominantly rugby union through his junior career and he was a schoolboy star with St Lawrence's High School in Brisbane. Was selected for the Australian schoolboys side in 2001. Was spotted playing union by Brisbane Colts coach Anthony Griffin and was invited to join Norths Devils in the Queensland Cup. He quickly established himself in the Queensland Cup and was invited to train with the Storm squad at the end of 2003. Cooper took over the halfback role in 2006 and has been a revelation in the role, winning the Dally M Halfback-of-the-Year Award in 2006 and gaining Kangaroo selection in 2007.

The centre and wing for the Storm is Israel Folau. Israel is Nikki's favourite player. Israel's debuet was in2007, not too long ago. At the tender age of 18, Israel has a junior and senior football resume to be envied. A member of Brisbane Norths Colts premiership team and a Queensland age representative at 15 and 17, Israel became the first player to represent Queensland under-19's while still only 16 years of age. His 2007 season will unlikely be repeated by another player for many years to come. Setting himself a goal of playing one NRL game, Israel played every game, breaking the Storm's season try-scoring record with 21 tries, won a premiership and became the youngest player in the history of the game to play a Test for Australia. He was the Dally M Rookie-of-the-Year, won the inaugural Fairfax Young Performer-of-the-Year Award and was named in the World XIII. Not bad for a kid in his first year of NRL.,

Although they lost the grand final in 2008, 69% of Australians think they will FLOG THE CRAP out of Manley next year at the 2009 Grand Finals. The other 31% of Australian's can suck Lauren's dick. They deserve to win, and Manley should be taken out the back and SHOT. Lauren & Nikki hate Manley Sea Eagles. They should go out to sea and stay there, and never come back.

Anyways, thanks for reading my ranting and raving, I'm just a bit pissed off coz Storm are awesome LOL.

ii Love Nikki Torpy Lots & Lots ♥

Althought this girl can be abit of a LOSER .. She is one of my bestestest friends and I don't think I could live without her; for example, I wouldn't be able to get lifts to and from school :'( How Homo Niggz ! And she understands everything I say, and I can talk to her about anything, and no one else would know about it.

Shes so beautiful, and although she might NOT know it, she IS : I Love You Nikki Maree ♥♥♥

Love You Baybeeee BFF xOx

Wednesday, September 24, 2008

There For You - Flyleaf

There For You - Flyleaf
Sometimes I'm a selfish fake
You're always a true friend
I don't deserve you
'Cause I'm not there for you
Please forgive me again
I wanna be there for you
Someone you can come to
Runs deeper than my bones
I wanna be there for you
I wanna be there for you
Swirling shades of blue
Slow dancing in your eyes
The sun kisses the earth
And I hush my urge to cry
I wanna be there for you
Someone you can come to
Runs deeper than my bones
I wanna be there for you
I wanna be there for you
'Cause I hear the whispered words
In your masterpiece beautiful
You speak the unspeakable through
I love you too
I wanna be there for you
Someone you can come to
I wanna be there for you
And be someone you can come to
The love runs deeper than my bones
I wanna be there for you

Yesterday - Leona Lewis

I just cant believe your gone, still waitin for mornin to come, when i see if the sun will
Rise,in the way that your by my side, oooo where we had so much in store, tell me what is it
All reaching for, when were through building memories il hold yesterday in my heart, in my heart
[Chorus]
They can take tomorrow and the plans we made, they can take the music that wel never play, all
The broken dreams, take everything, just take it away, but they can never have yesterday, they
Can take the future that we'll never know they can take the places that we said we will go, all
The broken dreams take everything, just take it away, but they can never have yesterday
You always choose to stay, i should be thankful for everyday, heaven knows what the future
Holds, or least where the story goes, i never believed untill now, i know il see you again im
Sure, no its not selfish to ask for more, one more night one more day one more smile on your
Face but they cant take yesterday,
[Chorus]
They can take tomorrow and the plans we made, they take the music that wel never play, all the
Broken dreams take everythin, just take it away, but they can never have yesterday, they can
Take the future that wel never know, they can take the places that we said we will go, all the
Broken dreams, take everything, just take it away, but they can never have yesterday.
I thought our days would last forever, but it wasnt our destiny, coz in my mind we had so much
Time, but i was so wrong, no i can believe me i can still find the strengh in the moments we
Made im lookin back on yesterday
[Repeat chorus]
iiLoveYou Baby G .. Myn and Alana's song <33

Hero - Enrique Iglesias lyrics

Would you dance
if I asked you to dance?
Would you run and never look back?
Would you cry if you saw me cry?
And would you save my soul, tonight?
Would you tremble
if I touched your lips?
Would you laugh?
Oh please tell me this.
Now would you die for the one you loved?
Hold me in your arms, tonight.
I can be your hero, baby.
I can kiss away the pain.
I will stand by you forever.
You can take my breath away.
Would you swear
that you'll always be mine?
Or would you lie?
would you run and hide?
Am I in too deep?
Have I lost my mind?
I don't care...
You're here tonight.
I can be your hero, baby.
I can kiss away the pain.
I will stand by you forever.
You can take my breath away.
Oh, I just want to hold you.
I just want to hold you.
Am I in too deep?
Have I lost my mind?
I don't care...
You're here tonight.
I can be your hero, baby.
I can kiss away the pain.
I will stand by your forever.
You can take my breath away.
I can be your hero.
I can kiss away the pain.
And I will stand by you forever.
You can take my breath away.
You can take my breath away.
I can be your hero.
iiLoveYou Alana Babee xx Our Song ForEver <3

Tuesday, September 23, 2008

Ted && Fred :)

I'm really bored...

What about you, Fred? Are you bored? Oh, you haven't met Fred yet, have you? Well Fred is my imagionary friend. He is 3 inches tall and is really fat. His best friend is Ted, Claire's imagionary friend. They do everything together, like sleeping over each other's house, and wobble dancing. I think that is something that they have to do everyday, otherwise they will get very upset. When people are mean to Claire and Lauren (me), Fred and Ted get extremely angry, like you actually don't understand. Claire and I love Fred and Ted so much, we made a Bebo band for Fred and Ted, entitled FredndTed.